| "ground-color:#e6eff8">the tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at ground-color:#e6eff8">the edge of ground-color:#e6eff8">the waterground-color:#e6eff8">ing ground-color:#e6eff8">hole and started to drground-color:#e6eff8">ink. But ground-color:#e6eff8">then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This waterground-color:#e6eff8">ing ground-color:#e6eff8">hole is reserved for skeletons.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "No sensible man watches his feet hit ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground. He looks ahead to see what kground-color:#e6eff8">ind of ground ground-color:#e6eff8">they'll hit next." »Ernest Haycox |
| "I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and ground-color:#e6eff8">then maybe he's flyground-color:#e6eff8">ing along, low to ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground, and ground-color:#e6eff8">the fish pulls a worm out of ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "What happens to ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground-color:#e6eff8">hole when ground-color:#e6eff8">the cheese is gone" »Bertolt Brecht |
| "Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows ground-color:#e6eff8">the stats. One ground-color:#e6eff8">in two marriages end up ground-color:#e6eff8">in broken dishes and a trip to Tijuana. Is it lonelground-color:#e6eff8">iness Partly. Is it teamwork Defground-color:#e6eff8">initely. Thground-color:#e6eff8">ings just kground-color:#e6eff8">ind of go easier when ground-color:#e6eff8">there's two of you. One of you can wait ground-color:#e6eff8">in lground-color:#e6eff8">ine at ground-color:#e6eff8">the movie ground-color:#e6eff8">theater while ground-color:#e6eff8">the oground-color:#e6eff8">ther guy parks ground-color:#e6eff8">the car. Get better seats that way. Better room rate when it's a double. Are you ready to file joground-color:#e6eff8">intly...Above you is ground-color:#e6eff8">the sun and sky. Below you, ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground. Like ground-color:#e6eff8">the sun, your love should be constant, like ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground, solid." »Jed Seidel |
| "Carl Spackler IT'S ground-color:#e6eff8">in ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground-color:#e6eff8">hole." »CaddyShack |
| "80 percent of ground-color:#e6eff8">the balls that don't reach ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground-color:#e6eff8">hole, don't go ground-color:#e6eff8">in." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "When ground-color:#e6eff8">the mouse laughs at ground-color:#e6eff8">the cat ground-color:#e6eff8">there is a ground-color:#e6eff8">hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb |
| "His ignorance covered ground-color:#e6eff8">the wground-color:#e6eff8">hole earth like a blanket, and ground-color:#e6eff8">there was hardly a ground-color:#e6eff8">hole ground-color:#e6eff8">in it anywhere." »Mark Twain |
| "God is a philosophical black ground-color:#e6eff8">hole ground-color:#e6eff8">the poground-color:#e6eff8">int where reason breaks down." »Kedar Joshi |
| "Where you used to be, ground-color:#e6eff8">there is a ground-color:#e6eff8">hole ground-color:#e6eff8">in ground-color:#e6eff8">the world, which I fground-color:#e6eff8">ind myself constantly walkground-color:#e6eff8">ing around ground-color:#e6eff8">in ground-color:#e6eff8">the daytime, and fallground-color:#e6eff8">ing ground-color:#e6eff8">into at night. I miss you like hell." »Edna St. Vincent Millay |
| "Beware ground-color:#e6eff8">the politically obsessed. ground-color:#e6eff8">they are often bright and ground-color:#e6eff8">interestground-color:#e6eff8">ing, but ground-color:#e6eff8">they have somethground-color:#e6eff8">ing missground-color:#e6eff8">ing ground-color:#e6eff8">in ground-color:#e6eff8">their natures ground-color:#e6eff8">there is a ground-color:#e6eff8">hole, an empty place, and ground-color:#e6eff8">they use politics to fill it up. It leaves ground-color:#e6eff8">them somehow misshapen." »Peggy Noonan |
| "Of course I don't always enjoy beground-color:#e6eff8">ing a moground-color:#e6eff8">ther. At those times my husband and I ground-color:#e6eff8">hole up somewhere ground-color:#e6eff8">in ground-color:#e6eff8">the wground-color:#e6eff8">ine country, eat, drground-color:#e6eff8">ink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles." »Dorothy DeBolt |
| "Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. ground-color:#e6eff8">the black ground-color:#e6eff8">hole ground-color:#e6eff8">in it is ground-color:#e6eff8">the way of life of mute, ground-color:#e6eff8">inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of ground-color:#e6eff8">themselves ground-color:#e6eff8">in ground-color:#e6eff8">the world." »Philip Howard |
| "I hope some animal never bores a ground-color:#e6eff8">hole ground-color:#e6eff8">in my head and lays its eggs ground-color:#e6eff8">in my braground-color:#e6eff8">in, because later you might thground-color:#e6eff8">ink you're havground-color:#e6eff8">ing a good idea but it's just eggs hatchground-color:#e6eff8">ing." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Anger is a very appropriate and necessary response to an ground-color:#e6eff8">injustice. But stand back now ground-color:#e6eff8">the truth, clearly spoken, is always your best weapon. Calmly spoken, it can burn a ground-color:#e6eff8">hole through ground-color:#e6eff8">the hardest heart." »Bill Chickering |
| "Truth is ground-color:#e6eff8">the only safe ground to stand on." »Elizabeth Cady Stanton |
| "Virtue lies ground-color:#e6eff8">in ground-color:#e6eff8">the middle ground." »Dr. Jose P. Rizal |
| "Keep your eyes on ground-color:#e6eff8">the stars and your feet on ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground." »Theodore Roosevelt |
| "No man is justified ground-color:#e6eff8">in doground-color:#e6eff8">ing evil on ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground of expediency." »Theodore Roosevelt |
| "ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground that a good man treads is hallowed." »Johann von Goethe |
| "Food is our common ground, a universal experience." »James Beard |
| "A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "No pleasure is comparable to ground-color:#e6eff8">the standground-color:#e6eff8">ing upon ground-color:#e6eff8">the vantage ground of Truth." »Francis Bacon |
| "ground-color:#e6eff8">the ultimate ground of faith and knowledge is confidence ground-color:#e6eff8">in God." »Charles Hodge |
| "If you have both feet planted on level ground, ground-color:#e6eff8">then ground-color:#e6eff8">the university has failed you." »Robert F. Goheen |
| "Fear is sharp-sighted, and can see thground-color:#e6eff8">ings under ground, and much more ground-color:#e6eff8">in ground-color:#e6eff8">the skies." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "It is undesirable to believe a proposition when ground-color:#e6eff8">there is no ground whatsoever for supposground-color:#e6eff8">ing it is true." »Bertrand Russell |
| "ground-color:#e6eff8">the man who has nothground-color:#e6eff8">ing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like ground-color:#e6eff8">the potato - ground-color:#e6eff8">the best part under ground." »Thomas Overbury |
| "Though a tree grow ever so high, ground-color:#e6eff8">the fallground-color:#e6eff8">ing leaves return to ground-color:#e6eff8">the ground." »Malayan Proverb |
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