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"the tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see what kind of ground they'll hit next." »Ernest Haycox
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"My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground anywhere at all. On smooth ground it rushes swiftly on and covers a thouasand li in a single day without difficulty. When it twists and turns among mountains and rocks, it fits its form to things it meets: unknowable. What can be known is, it always goes where it must go, always stops where it cannot help stopping -- nothing else. More than that, even I cannot know." »Su Shih
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"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up in broken dishes and a trip to Tijuana. Is it loneliness Partly. Is it teamwork Definitely. Things just kind of go easier when there's two of you. One of you can wait in line at the movie theater while the other guy parks the car. Get better seats that way. Better room rate when it's a double. Are you ready to file jointly...Above you is the sun and sky. Below you, the ground. Like the sun, your love should be constant, like the ground, solid." »Jed Seidel
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" »Bertolt Brecht
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone" »Bertolt Brecht
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"Carl Spackler IT'S in the hole." »CaddyShack
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"You can look at the world from a mountain or from a rat hole! Most people do the second!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb
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"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere." »Mark Twain
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"A good bookshop is just a genteel Black hole that knows how to read." »Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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"God is a philosophical black hole - the point where reason breaks down." »Kedar Joshi
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"A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head." »Unknown
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"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell." »Edna St. Vincent Millay
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose." »Winston Churchill
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"Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!" »Ted Turner, A speech to the McCallie School in Chattanooga, TN
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"Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something missing in their natures there is a hole, an empty place, and they use politics to fill it up. It leaves them somehow misshapen." »Peggy Noonan
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"Of course I don't always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband and I hole up somewhere in the wine country, eat, drink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles." »Dorothy DeBolt
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"Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. the black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world." »Philip Howard
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"As pity moved into that hole inside her, she discovered how distant pity was from hate, how very far it was from love." »Robert Cormier, We All Fall Down
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"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Anger is a very appropriate and necessary response to an injustice. But stand back now the truth, clearly spoken, is always your best weapon. Calmly spoken, it can burn a hole through the hardest heart." »Bill Chickering
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"the greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground...." »Unknown
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"As soon as we left the ground I knew I myself had to fly!" »Amelia Earhart
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"When you sling mud, you lose ground." »Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
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"Truth is the only safe ground to stand on." »Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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"Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground." »Theodore Roosevelt
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"Virtue lies in the middle ground." »Dr. Jose P. Rizal
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