| "The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone" »Bertolt Brecht |
| "Carl Spackler IT'S IN THE HOLE." »CaddyShack |
| "His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere." »Mark Twain |
| "When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb |
| "80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self." »Aldous Huxley |
| "God is a philosophical black hole the point where reason breaks down." »Kedar Joshi |
| "God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them." »Stephen William Hawking |
| "Hello, everybody. Welcome to Kiner's Corner. This is....uh. I'm...uhRalph Kiner" »Ralph Kiner |
| "Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the best. We say yes, merely because we are driven into a corner and must say somethign." »Frank Crane |
| "I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on." »Roosevelt, Eleanor |
| "Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which follows him." »Jean Paul Friedrich Richter |
| "Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner." »W. Somerset Maugham |
| "During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were 'just going down to the corner.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell." »Edna St. Vincent Millay |
| "Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." »Anouk Aimee |
| "For me it is sufficient to have a corner by my hearth, a book and a friend, and a nap undisturbed by creditors or grief." »Fernandez de Andrada |
| "Many a man that couldn't direct you to the drug store on the corner when he was 3 will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind." »Finley Peter Dunne |
| "Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something missing in their natures there is a hole, an empty place, and they use politics to fill it up. It leaves them somehow misshapen." »Peggy Noonan |
| "Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world." »Philip Howard |
| "Of course I don't always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband and I hole up somewhere in the wine country, eat, drink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles." »Dorothy DeBolt |
| "I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Anger is a very appropriate and necessary response to an injustice. But stand back now the truth, clearly spoken, is always your best weapon. Calmly spoken, it can burn a hole through the hardest heart." »Bill Chickering |
| "None of us knows what the next change is going to be, what unexpected opportunity is just around the corner, waiting a few months or a few years to change all the tenor of our lives." »Kathleen Norris |
| "Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drives into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark." »Samuel Johnson |
| "All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door." »Albert Camus |
| "Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down, smell the furniture. Today it just makes me feel wet." »Jeff Melvoin |
| "I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you." »Wayne Gretzky |
| "If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on a corner, I'd choose the saloon every time. People who drink up the pay check in the saloon are less likely to become Pharisees, thinking that they don't need the Great Physician, than those who weekly swill the soporific doctrine of man's goodness." »Jay Edward Adams |
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