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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool." »L. M. Boyd
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"One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind." »Malayan Proverb
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"Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man." »William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 3
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"Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man." »William Shakespeare
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"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires." »Dorothy Parker
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"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home." »David Frost
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"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires." »Dorothy Parker
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"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires." »Dorothy Parker
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"In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home." »Dave Barry
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"Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts." »Oliver Wendell Holmes
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"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb
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"When the reviews are bad, I tell myself that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank." »Liberace
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"It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night." »Willie Sutton
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"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name." »Paula Poundstone
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"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest." »Professor Irwin Corey
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." »Bob Hope
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"Your travel life has the aspect of a dream. It is something outside the normal, yet you are in it. It is peopled with characters you have never seen before and in all probability will never see again. It brings occasional homesickness, and loneliness, and pangs of longing... But you are like the Vikings who have gone into a world of adventure, and home is not home until you return." »Agatha Christie
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"Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore
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"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." »Oscar Wilde
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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." »Woody Allen
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"If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." »Woody Allen
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"No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly." »Joseph Brodsky
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"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." »Robert Frost
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"The friendship of the bad is like the shade of some precipitous bank with crumbling sides, which, falling, buries him who is beneath." »Bharavi
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"As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it. The only person who's going to be penalized and have difficulty is the law-abiding citizen, who then cannot have it if he wants protection-the protection of a weapon in his home, for home protection." »Ronald Reagan
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"People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold." »John Jay Chapman
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"This is something that I cherish. Once in a friend's home I came across this blessing, and took it down in shorthand ... it says something I like to live with Oh Thou, who dwellest in so many homes, possess Thyself of this. Bless the life that is sheltered here. Grant that trust and peace and comfort abide within, and that love and life and usefulness may go out from this home forever." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson
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"Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash." »Casino
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"It used to take courage--indeed, it was the act of courage par excellence--to leave the comforts of home and family and go out into the world seeking adventure. Today there are fewer places to discover, and the real adventure is to stay at home." »Alvaro de Solva
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