| "There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool." »L. M. Boyd |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man." »William Shakespeare |
| "The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires." »Dorothy Parker |
| "It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb |
| "Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home." »David Frost |
| "I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name." »Paula Poundstone |
| "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." »Bob Hope |
| "In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home." »Dave Barry |
| "Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore |
| "If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." »Woody Allen |
| "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." »Robert Frost |
| "No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly." »Joseph Brodsky |
| "As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it. The only person who's going to be penalized and have difficulty is the law-abiding citizen, who then cannot have it if he wants protection-the protection of a weapon in his home, for home protection." »Ronald Reagan |
| "This is something that I cherish. Once in a friend's home I came across this blessing, and took it down in shorthand ... it says something I like to live with Oh Thou, who dwellest in so many homes, possess Thyself of this. Bless the life that is sheltered here. Grant that trust and peace and comfort abide within, and that love and life and usefulness may go out from this home forever." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson |
| "The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure." »Thornton |
| "It used to take courage--indeed, it was the act of courage par excellence--to leave the comforts of home and family and go out into the world seeking adventure. Today there are fewer places to discover, and the real adventure is to stay at home." »Alvaro de Solva |
| "One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, how big my house was, or what kind of car I drove. But the world may be a little better, because I was important in the life of a child." »Forest Witcraft |
| "Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash." »Casino |
| "If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "bank on a life, saving towards the certainty of change Ledger all the happiness, pencil in to rearrange Withdraw all the worry Deposit all the faith Compound all the experience and Recognize when the payment is late." »Unknown |
| "Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion." »Jean Jacques Rousseau |
| "home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in." »Robert Frost |
| "home is where the house is." »Child Age 6 |
| "There is no place more delightful than home." »Marcus Tullius Cicero |
| "My home is not a place, it is people." »Lois McMaster Bujold |
| "home is not where you live but where they understand you." »Cristion Morgenstern |
| "Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Charity begins at home." »Terence |
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