| "Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows." »Victor Hugo |
| "While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It is easier to get into the enemy's toils than out again." »Aesop |
| "Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number of marbles in your mouth and make a speech. You will soon become an accredited public speaker -- as soon as you have lost all your marbles." »Brooks Hays |
| "To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease." »Lao Tzu |
| "The doctor is to be feared more than the disease." »Latin Proverb |
| "There are some remedies worse than the disease." »Publilius Syrus |
| "Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease." »James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr. |
| "For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends." »Aeschylus |
| "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." »Anonymous |
| "Loneliness seems to have become the great American disease." »John Corry |
| "Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it." »Anonymous |
| "The fear of life is the favorite disease of the twentieth century." »William Lyon Phelps |
| "As I see it, every day you do one of two things build health or produce disease in yourself." »Adelle Davis |
| "When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured." »Anton Pavlovich Chekhov |
| "Bias against the Negro is the worst disease from which the society of our nation suffers." »Albert Einstein |
| "Life is either a continuous process improvement, or a terminal disease that we will all die from anyways." »Randy J. Hinrichs |
| "The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." »Voltaire |
| "You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the oval office. ... It's a disease I came to call Ovalitis." »John Dean |
| "Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse." »Johann von Goethe |
| "What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease." »George Dennison Prentice |
| "Old age is not a disease- it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all kinds of vicissitudes and disappointments, trials and illnesses." »Samuel Johnson |
| "I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome |
| "What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth." »Jewish Proverb |
| "Don't make use of another's mouth unless it has been lent to you." »Belgian Proverb |
| "You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." »Sally Berger |
| "When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot." »African Proverb |
| "I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth." »Carl Sandburg |
| "A closed mouth gathers no foot." »Unknown |
| "Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable." »Joseph Addison |
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