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"horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields
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"A horse is a horse,it ain´t make a difference what color it is" »John Wayne
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"A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare
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"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!" »William Shakespeare, "King Richard III", Act 5 scene 4
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"The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it." »Mark Russell
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"History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg
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"For the want of a nail, the shoe was lose; for the want of a shoe the horse was lose; and for the want of a horse the rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy, all for the want of care about a horseshoe nail." »Benjamin Franklin
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"There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest are games." »Earnest Hemingway
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"Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . . all others are games." »Ernest Hemingway
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." »Matt Groening
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""Whoops" is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five." »Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"
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"Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart." »Stephen Price
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"Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb
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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome
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"If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb
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"A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis
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"horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore
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"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." »Arthur Baer
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"It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain
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"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse." »Groucho Marx
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"A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood
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"We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse." »W. R. Inge
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"A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden." »Mexican Proverb
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"horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and conquer without sword." »The Koran
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"Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb
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"He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Luck is a strong horse; it can carry man to very distant places!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts." »Virgil
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"Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too." »Lawrence Bixby
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