| "horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields |
| "A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare |
| "The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it." »Mark Russell |
| "History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg |
| "Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . . all others are games." »Ernest Hemingway |
| "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." »Matt Groening |
| "Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome |
| "For the desert, a camel is better than a horse." »Med Yones |
| "Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb |
| "It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis |
| "If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore |
| "It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain |
| "A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood |
| "Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too." »Lawrence Bixby |
| "He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts." »Virgil |
| "It were not best that we should all think alike it is the difference of opinion that makes horse races. - from Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain |
| "Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping." »Augustus Hare |
| "In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends." »George John Whyte-Melville |
| "No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest one to ride. on managing talented people" »Eric J. Joiner, Jr. |
| "Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we go The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh, Through the white and drifted snow." »Lydia Maria Child |
| "Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made |
| "The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a free horse to death." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions." »Stephen Leacock |
| "Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress." »Alfred A. Montapert |
| "Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in the man who professes it makes no difference to God, either." »A. W. Tozer |
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