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"An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks." »Ogden Nash
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"horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields
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"A horse is a horse,it ain´t make a difference what color it is" »John Wayne
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"A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare
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"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!" »William Shakespeare, "King Richard III", Act 5 scene 4
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"History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg
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"For the want of a nail, the shoe was lose; for the want of a shoe the horse was lose; and for the want of a horse the rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy, all for the want of care about a horseshoe nail." »Benjamin Franklin
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"I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm." »James Thurber
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"I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm." »James Thurber
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"You think Nature is some Disney movie Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn't getting hit with lightning today, it's an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you're ending up on the wrong end of the food chain." »Jeff Melvoin
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"Weird, isn't it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so cold your words just freeze in the air, you think you'll never hear a robin's song again or see a blossom on a cherry tree, when one day you wake up and bingo, light coming through the mini blinds is softened with a tick of rose and the cold morning air has lost its bite. It's spring once again, the streets are paved with mud and the hills are alive with the sound of mosquitos." »Andrew Schneider
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"Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart." »Stephen Price
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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome
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"Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb
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"It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb
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"A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis
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"If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood
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"horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore
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"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." »Arthur Baer
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"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse." »Groucho Marx
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"It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain
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"We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse." »W. R. Inge
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"Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb
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"Luck is a strong horse; it can carry man to very distant places!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden." »Mexican Proverb
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"horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and conquer without sword." »The Koran
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"He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin
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"In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends." »George John Whyte-Melville
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"Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too." »Lawrence Bixby
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