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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields
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"A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare
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"History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg
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"For the desert, a camel is better than a horse." »Med Yones
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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome
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"Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb
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"If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb
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"A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis
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"Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore
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"A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood
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"It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain
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"He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb
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"Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts." »Virgil
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"Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping." »Augustus Hare
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"Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too." »Lawrence Bixby
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"In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends." »George John Whyte-Melville
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"If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"It were not best that we should all think alike it is the difference of opinion that makes horse races. - from Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain
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"No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest one to ride. on managing talented people" »Eric J. Joiner, Jr.
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"Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we go The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh, Through the white and drifted snow." »Lydia Maria Child
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"I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, 'Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you.' So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"searching for the guy that can take my breath away looking for the prince that save me, and take me on his horse in search of my romeo that will rather die than live without me triying to find the edward that will die for me finding out that him the guy will never come to me if I keep dreaming like this" »Fer
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"No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into light and power until it is tunneled. No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined." »Harry Emerson Fosdick
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"Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions." »Stephen Leacock
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"A ragged colt may prove a good horse. And so may an untoward slovenly boy prove a decent and useful man." »James Kelly
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"Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress." »Alfred A. Montapert
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"The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a free horse to death." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in the man who professes it makes no difference to God, either." »A. W. Tozer
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