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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields
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"A horse is a horse,it ain´t make a difference what color it is" »John Wayne
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"Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly Head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly Head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare
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"A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!" »William Shakespeare, "King Richard III", Act 5 scene 4
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"The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits." »G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy
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"History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg
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"For the want of a nail, the shoe was lose; for the want of a shoe the horse was lose; and for the want of a horse the rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy, all for the want of care about a horseshoe nail." »Benjamin Franklin
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"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to." »Yakov Smirnoff
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb
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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome
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"Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart." »Stephen Price
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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb
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"A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis
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"If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse." »Groucho Marx
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"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." »Arthur Baer
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"Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore
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"A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood
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"It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain
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"We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse." »W. R. Inge
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"He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin
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"Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb
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"Luck is a strong horse; it can carry man to very distant places!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and conquer without sword." »The Koran
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"A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden." »Mexican Proverb
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"Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts." »Virgil
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