| "Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." »W. C. Fields |
| "A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse" »William Shakespeare |
| "Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly Head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly Head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it." »Carl Sandburg |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." »Saint Jerome |
| "For the desert, a camel is better than a horse." »Med Yones |
| "Judge not the horse by his saddle." »Chinese Proverb |
| "It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "A camel is a horse designed by committee." »Sir Alec Issigonis |
| "If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races." »Mark Twain |
| "Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." »Joe Moore |
| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink." »John Heywood |
| "Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from all sides." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too." »Lawrence Bixby |
| "Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts." »Virgil |
| "Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping." »Augustus Hare |
| "In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends." »George John Whyte-Melville |
| "It were not best that we should all think alike it is the difference of opinion that makes horse races. - from Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain |
| "No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest one to ride. on managing talented people" »Eric J. Joiner, Jr. |
| "Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we go The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh, Through the white and drifted snow." »Lydia Maria Child |
| "The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a free horse to death." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions." »Stephen Leacock |
| "Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress." »Alfred A. Montapert |
| "Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in the man who professes it makes no difference to God, either." »A. W. Tozer |
| "A ragged colt may prove a good horse. And so may an untoward slovenly boy prove a decent and useful man." »James Kelly |
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