| "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement." »Charles M. Schulz |
| "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money." »Joe Weinstein |
| "You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've thought of that'" »Dave Barry |
| "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." »Groucho Marx |
| "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." »Mark Twain |
| "Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe." »Edward Noyes Westcott |
| "In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite." »Robert Reich |
| "If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it (On military preparedness)" »Nikita Khrushchev |
| "If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his." »James Grover Thurber |
| "A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." »Jack London |
| "The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog. The man's job will be to feed the dog. The dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment." »Warren Bennis |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound." »Sir Thomas More |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain |
| "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." »Peter Steiner |
| "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain |
| "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog." »Archie Griffin |
| "When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news." »John B. Bogart |
| "Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water." »Latin Proverb |
| "The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread." »Portuguese Proverb |
| "One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him." »Chinese Proverb |
| "When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news." »Charles A. Dana |
| "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." »Ogden Nash |
| "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." »Josh Billings |
| "The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization." »Jacob Getlar Smith |
| "Get a good idea and stay with it. dog it, and work at it until it's done right." »Walt Disney |
| "The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic." »Henry Ward Beecher |
| "There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." »Benjamin Franklin |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
