| "A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If this universe is the house of God, then I must say it is quite a dark house despite several hundred billion suns!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "When you see a snake, never mind where he came from." »W. G. Benham |
| "We wish nothing more, but we will accept nothing less. Masters in our own house we must be, but our house is the whole of Canada." »Pierre Elliott Trudeau |
| "He who, having lost one ideal, refuses to give his heart and soul to another and nobler, is like a man who declines to build a house on rock because the wind and rain ruined his house on the sand." »Constance Naden |
| "A snake deserves no pity." »Yiddish Proverb |
| "A snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil |
| "Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake." »Persian Proverb |
| "If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes." »H. Ross Perot |
| "He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string." »Persian Proverb |
| "A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain |
| "If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand." »Mark |
| "Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)" »Virgil |
| "Propaganda is a soft weapon hold it in your hands too long, and it will move about like a snake, and strike the other way." »Jean Anouilh |
| "Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself... You may house their bodies but not their souls, for their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "Always design a thing by considering it in its next larger context -- a chair in a room, a room in a house, a house in an environment, an environment in a city plan." »Eliel Saarinen |
| "Poetry is certainly something more than good sense, but it must be good sense at all events just as a palace is more than a house, but it must be a house, at least." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." »W. C. Fields |
| "If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world." »Chinese Proverb |
| "I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe." »Richard Gere |
| "Home is where the house is." »Child Age 6 |
| "If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it." »Danish proverb |
| "Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house." »Jewish Proverb |
| "I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "He hath eaten me out of house and home." »William Shakespeare |
| "A good laugh is sunshine in a house." »William Makepeace Thackeray |
| "What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on" »Henry David Thoreau |
| "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." »George |
| "A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest." »William Feather |
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