| "Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." »Dazed and Confused |
| "Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a dollar bill, each different in design. ... Her problem is to keep one from draining the life from the other." »Ivy Baker Priest |
| "Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other." »Joe Moore |
| "I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "We have the bill of Rights. What we need is a bill of Responsibilities." »Bill Maher |
| "There is a difference between a book of two hundred pages from the very beginning, and a book of two hundred pages which is the result of an original eight hundred pages. The six hundred are there. Only you don't see them." »Elie Wiesel |
| "What makes all doctrines plain and clear- About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was prov'd true before Prove false again Two hundred more." »Samuel Butler |
| "When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before." »Jacob August Riis |
| "Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years." »John Burroughs |
| "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." »Woody Allen |
| "I've always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can't do any more than that. I always try to give one hundred percent and if my team loses, I come back and give one hundred percent the next day." »Jesse Barfield |
| "Applause is a receipt, not a bill." »Arthur Schnabel |
| "bill Dickey is learning me his experience." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "I was alarmed at my doctor's report He said I was sound as a dollar." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Procrastination is like a credit card it's a lot of fun until you get the bill." »Christopher Parker |
| "Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score Then to that twenty, add a hundred more A thousand to that hundred so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun." »Robert Herrick |
| "America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks." »John Barrymore |
| "Every man should make up his own mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other man's dollar." »Edward H. Harriman |
| "Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty." »Warren Buffett |
| "A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan |
| "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus 1 day, so I never have to go through a day without you." »Alan Alexander Milne |
| "Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." »Albert Einstein |
| "The whole of the bill of Rights is a declaration of the right of the people at large or considered as individuals... It establishes some rights of the individual as unalienable and which consequently, no majority has a right to deprive them of." »Albert Gallatin |
| "There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." »Peter Ustinov |
| "Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you must a hundred try." »Unknown |
| "A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest." »Wilson Mizner |
| "When there is an original sound in the world, it makes a hundred echoes." »John Shedd |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
