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"Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out." »Billy Madison
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"What do you take me for, an idiot" »Charles De Gaulle
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"The law is sic a ass - a idiot." »Charles Dickens
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"How could I lose to such an idiot?" »A shout from chess grandmaster Aaron Nimzovich
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"To generalize is to be an idiot." »William Blake
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"The 100% American is 99% an idiot." »George Bernard Shaw
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"It takes a village to raise an idiot." »William Dukane
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"In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it." »Elbert Hubbard
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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"If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it." »Horace Mann
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams
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"Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?" »George Carlin
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"No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot"." »Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
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"Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot." »Terry Pratchett
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"The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears." »Arabic Proverb
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"Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their level and beat you by experience." »John Guerrero
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"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." »Steven Wright
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"Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." »William Shakespeare
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"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot." »Salvador Dali, from Dialogues with Marcel Duchamp, by Pierre Cabanne, 1987, pp. 13-14
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"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot." »Salvador Dali
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"Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the Headless Monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded." »Sir Charles Spencer Charlie Chaplin
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"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap." »Cynthia Heimel
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"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." »Mark Twain
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"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying Nothing." »William Shakespeare
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"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but I repeat myself." »Mark Twain
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"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." »Mark Twain
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"God made the idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board" »Mark Twain
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"Life is but a walking Shadow, a poor Player That struts and frets his Hour upon the Stage, And then is heard no more; It is a tall Tale, Told by an idiot, full of Sound and Fury, Signifying nothing."" »William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act V, Scene V (MacBeth)
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"Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs." »David Borenstein
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