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"Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out." »Billy Madison
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"Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that's been our unifying cry, More light. Sunlight. Torchlight. Candlight. Neon, incandescent lights that banish the darkness from our caves to illuminate our roads, the insides of our refrigerators. Big floods for the night games at Soldier's field. Little tiny flashlights for those books we read under the covers when we're supposed to be asleep. light is more than watts and footcandles. light is metaphor. light is knowledge, light is life, light is light." »Andrew Schneider
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"Are you feeling helpless when you think about the dark roads of the future? Then read the biographies of the great men! Learn their life stories; they will lead you to the light! Buddha will lead you to the light; Gandhi will lead you to the light! Men of wider horizons will broaden our own horizons!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The law is sic a ass - a idiot." »Charles Dickens
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"What do you take me for, an idiot" »Charles De Gaulle
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"Begin today No matter how feeble the light, let it shine as best it may. The world may need just that quality of light which you have." »Henry C. Blinn
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"light is the first of painters. There is no object so foul that intense light will not make it beautiful." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light." »Albert Schweitzer
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"When you admire the light, remember to give the darkness its due as well, because without it, the beauty of the light will disappear!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The 100% American is 99% an idiot." »George Bernard Shaw
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"To generalize is to be an idiot." »William Blake
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"How could I lose to such an idiot?" »A shout from chess grandmaster Aaron Nimzovich
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"Have you ever been at sea in a dense fog, when it seemed as if a tangible white darkness shut you in and the great ship, tense and anxious, groped her way toward the shore with plummet and sounding-line, and you waited with beating heart for something to happen I was like that ship before my education began, only I was without compass or sounding line, and no way of knowing how near the harbor was. 'Light Give me light' was the wordless cry of my soul, and the light of love shone on me in that very hour." »Helen Keller
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"If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it." »Horace Mann
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
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"It takes a village to raise an idiot." »William Dukane
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"In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it." »Elbert Hubbard
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"No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams
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"My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat." »Henny Youngman
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"May you never know hunger
May you love with a full heart
The light burn in your eyes
May the fire be your friend
And the sea rock you gently
May the moon light your way
Till the wind sets you free" »Shriekback, "Cradle Song"
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"No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?" »George Carlin
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"Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot"." »Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
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"Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot." »Terry Pratchett
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"The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears." »Arabic Proverb
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"Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their level and beat you by experience." »John Guerrero
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"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." »Steven Wright
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"And I said to the one who stood at the gate of the year, 'Give me a light that I may tread safely into the Unknown.' And he replied, 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way.'" »Minnie Haskins
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"You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered, but in the light of the wrongs it would do and the harms it would cause if improperly administered." »Lyndon Johnson
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"We do not first get all the answers and then live in the light of our understanding. We must rather plunge into life meeting what we have to meet and experiencing what we have to experience and in the light of living try to understand. if insight comes at all, it will not before, but only through and after experience." »John Claypool
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