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"Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such letters or solicit money." »Deane Jordan
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"When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it." »Andrew Young
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"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it." »Andrew Young
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"All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." »Alexander Woollcott
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"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." »Henry Kissinger
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"illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." »Robert Orben
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"If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"One day we had a conversation where we figured we could just try and predict the stock market... and then we decided it was illegal. So we stopped doing that." »Eric Schmdit
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"Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side." »Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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"Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations; use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions." »Abbie Hoffman, Steal This Urine Test
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"The Partition of Palestine is illegal. It will never be recognized .... Jerusalem was and will for ever be our capital. Eretz Israel will be restored to the people of Israel. All of it. And for Ever." »Menachem Begin
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"If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side." »Aristotle, unknown
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