| "tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. tax that fellow behind the tree.'" »Russell Long |
| "Most tax revisions didn't improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself complicated, unfair, cluttered with gobbledygook and loopholes designed for those with the power and influence to hire high-priced legal and tax advisers." »Ronald Reagan |
| "The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax." »Lord Thomas Dewar |
| "The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes of their time each day." »M. Grundler |
| "Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust." »Karl Kraus |
| "Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt." »Howard Aiken |
| "The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax." »Albert Einstein |
| "Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent." »Jonathan Swift |
| "I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my day." »Ronald Reagan |
| "It is very difficult to be wholly joyous or wholly sad on this earth. The comic, when it is human, soon takes upon itself a face of pain and some of our griefs . . . have their source in weaknesses which must be recognized with smiling compassion as the common inheritance of us all." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Someone must stand up to those who say, Here's the key, there's the Treasury, just take as many of those hard-earned tax dollars as you want." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." »Herman Wouk |
| "The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." »Will Rogers |
| "How much money did you make last year Mail it in. suggestion for a simplified tax form" »Stanton Delaplane |
| "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." »Arthur C. Clarke |
| "Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement.' Not so. No one was fooled." »J Danforth Quayle |
| "Property left to a child may soon be lost but the inheritance of virtue--a good name an unblemished reputation--will abide forever. If those who are toiling for wealth to leave their children, would but take half the pains to secure for them virtuous habits, how much more serviceable would they be. The largest property may be wrested from a child, but virtue will stand by him to the last." »William Graham Sumner |
| "On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." »Tom Lehrer |
| "When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income." »Plato |
| "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it." »Ronald Reagan |
| "It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left it of marble. But how much nobler will be the sovereign's boast when he shall have it to say that he found law... a sealed book and left it a living letter found it the patrimony of the rich and left it the inheritance of the poor found it the two-edged sword of craft and oppression and left it the staff of honesty and the shield of innocence." »Henry Brougham |
| "Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden tax Does that fall under complementary up front service as well or is that something you pay for Flight Attendent Oh no, no, they're complementary. Would you care for another one Ricky They're complementary Flight Attendent Yes. Ricky You bet your ass I would." »Made |
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