| "You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but now, as yet, intelligent enough." »Aldous Huxley |
| "Ducks are sweet, crows are intelligent; but I prefer dolphins because they are both sweet and intelligent." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up." »Sidonie Gabrielle Colette |
| "Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason." »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing." »Socrates |
| "Efficiency is intelligent laziness." »David Dunham |
| "Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it." »George Orwell |
| "The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk." »Alben William Barkley |
| "If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done." »Ludwig Wittgenstein |
| "I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe." »James Lileks |
| "Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor." »Lazarus Long |
| "How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It must be education that does it." »Alexandre Dumas |
| "Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." »Ernest Hemingway |
| "Quality is never an accident it is always the result of intelligent effort." »John Ruskin |
| "Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them." »Laurence J. Peter |
| "The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more." »Ed Parker |
| "It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent it is the one that is most adaptable to change." »Charles Robert Darwin |
| "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." »Bertrand Russell |
| "While intelligent people can often simplify the complex, a fool is more likely to complicate the simple." »Gerald W. Grummet |
| "Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent." »Pierre Elliott Trudeau |
| "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." »Bill Watterson |
| "To be intelligent is to be open-minded, active, memoried, and persistently experimental." »Leopold Stein |
| "It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that." »G. H. Hardy |
| "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." »Ernest Hemingway |
| "The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason." »Marya Mannes |
| "I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." »Johann Kepler |
| "When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them." »Franklin P. Adams |
| "There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be." »Charles Sanders Pierce |
| "How do you know so much about everything was asked of a very wise and intelligent man and the answer was 'By never being afraid or ashamed to ask questions as to anything of which I was ignorant." »Lord Billingsley |
| "He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed." »Confucius |
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