| "Goodness is the only investment that never fails." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "An investment in knowledge pays the best interest." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact." »Mark Twain |
| "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Never write a letter while you are angry." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Anger is only one letter short of danger." »Roosevelt, Eleanor |
| "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it." »Mark Twain |
| "To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart." »Phyllis Theroux |
| "I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter." »Blaise Pascal |
| "A leader without a vision is just a letter without a stamp; it can never reach his destination." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it." »Edna St. Vincent Millay |
| "My favorite four letter F-Word is Free, It always taste better when someone else pays for it" »Johnny Wowk |
| "It a letter contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical with the truth." »Robert Armstrong |
| "One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter Beware. You will never get out of this world alive." »John Ernst Steinbeck |
| "A leader without vision is a stamped letter without address; it can never reach its destination." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it." »Alvin Toffler |
| "...a sword never kills anybody it's a tool in the killer's hand. From Ad Lucilium Epistulae Morales, letters to Lucilius on Morals, letter 87, c.63-65" »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "I sent my Soul through the Invisible, Some letter of that After-life spell, And by and by my Soul returned to me, And answered I Myself am Heaven and Hell." »Omar Khayym |
| "I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them. - letter to Stuart Sutcliffe circa 1960" »John Lennon |
| "I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes I cannot sea.I've run this poem threw it,I'm sure your pleased too no,Its letter perfect in it's weigh,My checker tolled me sew." »Janet Minor |
| "As we were driving, we saw a sign that said 'Watch For Rocks.' Marta said it should read 'Watch For PRETTY Rocks.' I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke---just to get out of writing a simple letter And I thought I was lazy" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate." »Sandra |
| "A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose." »Samuel McChord Crothers |
| "It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left it of marble. But how much nobler will be the sovereign's boast when he shall have it to say that he found law... a sealed book and left it a living letter found it the patrimony of the rich and left it the inheritance of the poor found it the two-edged sword of craft and oppression and left it the staff of honesty and the shield of innocence." »Henry Brougham |
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