| "If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "As iron sharpens iron, so a man sharpens the countance of his friend." »Proverbs 2717 Bible |
| "A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.' The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the turtle standing on' 'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the little old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'" »Stephen William Hawking |
| "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
| "To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady." »Wilson Mizner |
| "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." »William Shakespeare |
| "Make the iron hot by striking it." »Oliver Cromwell |
| "You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot." »Publilius Syrus |
| "The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings." »Dan Cook |
| "We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure." »John Dryden |
| "Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron." »Josef Stalin |
| "Everything has its limit--iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - 1906" »Mark Twain |
| "Each of us should do something every day That we do not want to do But we know we should do, To strengthen our backbone And put iron in our soul." »Henry Hitt Crane |
| "Just as iron rusts from disuse, even so does inaction spoil the intellect." »Leonardo DaVinci |
| "The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson |
| "lady you berefit me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers." »William Shakespeare |
| "If you want to be shot down by the Arrows of Eros, you should get rid of the iron shield called Logic!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent." »Winston Churchill |
| "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The university's characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who said, I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." »Hanna Holborn Gray |
| "Jive lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side." »Airplane |
| "A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on a cold iron." »Horace Mann |
| "From behind the iron Curtain, there are signs that tyranny is in trouble and reminders that its structure is as brittle as its surface is hard." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "You may search my time-worn face, You'll find a merry eye that twinkles I am NOT an old lady Just a little girl with wrinkles." »Edythe E. Bregnard |
| "But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way." »Jane Austen |
| "I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquillity which religion is powerless to bestow." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "iron rusts from disuse water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather becomes frozen even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind." »Leonardo DaVinci |
| "A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. ... The new president and his first lady." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
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