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"If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"As iron sharpens iron, so a man sharpens the countance of his friend." »Proverbs 2717 Bible
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"A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.' The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the turtle standing on' 'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the little old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'" »Stephen William Hawking
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"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady." »Wilson Mizner
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"Make the iron hot by striking it." »Oliver Cromwell
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"You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot." »Publilius Syrus
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"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally." »Lillian Day
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"The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings." »Dan Cook
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"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher
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"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." »William Shakespeare
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"We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure." »John Dryden
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"Each of us should do something every day That we do not want to do But we know we should do, To strengthen our backbone And put iron in our soul." »Henry Hitt Crane
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"A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman." »American Proverb
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"Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron." »Josef Stalin
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"Battles are won by iron hearts in wooden ships." »Ernst Jünger, In Stahlgewittern (The Storm of Steel)
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"Everything has its limit--iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - 1906" »Mark Twain
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"A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman." »Herbert Spencer
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"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"Just as iron rusts from disuse, even so does inaction spoil the intellect." »Leonardo DaVinci
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"The First lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person --- her husband." »Lady Bird Johnson
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"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." »Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
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"The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson
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"Hammer the iron that lies on your anvil instead of daydreaming about working silver." »Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time
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"Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage." »Richard Lovelace, To Althea from Prison
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"If you want to be shot down by the Arrows of Eros, you should get rid of the iron shield called Logic!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"lady you berefit me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers." »William Shakespeare
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"lady you bereft me of all words,
Only my blood speaks to you in my veins,
And there is such confusion in my powers." »William Shakespeare
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"From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent." »Winston Churchill
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"Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty, and self-respect are the qualities which make a real gentleman or lady." »Thomas Huxley
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