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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. – Lyndon B. Johnson
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider. – Damon Runyon
If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty. – Benjamin Franklin
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. – John Bay
For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack loved history so ... for Jack history was full of heroes. – Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has before him. That is all you can ask of him and that is what I have tried to do. – Harry S Truman
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have. – Harry S Truman
I thought they'd get one of us, but Jack, after all he's been through, never worried about it ... I thought it would be me. – Robert Francis Kennedy
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF. – John Dingell
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature. – A.A. Milne
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The honor of my race, family and self is at stake. Everyone is expecting me to do big things. I will. My whole body and soul are to be thrown recklessly about the field. Every time the ball is snapped, I will be trying to do more than my part...Fight low, with your eyes open and toward the play. Watch out for crossbucks and reverse end runs. Be on your toes every minute if you expect to make good. Jack. – Jack Trice

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