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C'est en s'engageant dans l'action que l'on bat la peur. – Abderrahman Hassi
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, 'Think again, bat man.' – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. – Lyndon B. Johnson
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything. – Paris Hilton
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat. – Jerry Coleman
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice. – W. Somerset Maugham
I don't say that the bird is 'good' or the bat is 'bad.' But I will say this At least the bird is less nude. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat. What I seek is the highest possible batting average. – Franklin Delano Roosevelt
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself – Lawrence Peter Berra
The Joker What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS This town needs an enema – Batman
The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. – Jerry Coleman

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