"Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you." »Denise Dobbs
"Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs." »David Borenstein