| "Reagan won because he ran against jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost." »Mort Sahl |
| "Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.'" »Art Buchwald |
| "Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when jimmy Carter loses his." »Ronald Reagan |
| "That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't jimmy Brown" »Anonymous |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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