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Around and around Johnny The Walker goes, when he stops no one knows.

– Johnny Wowk

Before you go to bed tonight ask yourself one thing, "How much junk food did I eat and drink today?"...then say your prayers. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

For you it's another day another dollar, for me it's another day another mile. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

Green tea by day, Red wine by night. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

I put more miles on the soles of my shoes than I do on my car odometer, and that's just the way I like it. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

If a man can walk, he should... at least away from the junk food store. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

Keep on walking in the free world -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

My shoes are so tough, I give them a beating every day and they never complain. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

Out walking my kidney disease. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

The first ten thousand miles is the hardest to walk. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

The last thousand miles you walk will hurt the most -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

Walk more than you sit to be fit - Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

Walking is the world's oldest exercise and todays modern medicine. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

Walking twenty miles a day keeps the Doctor away. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

When it comes to wine, the redder the better. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

Whole grain and wheat can't be beat, the whiter the bread the sooner you're dead. -Johnny The Walker

– Johnny Wowk

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House for the news we report. Frequently, we simply repeat verbatim what the White House tells us.

– Connie Chung to Johnny Carson

Johnny couldn't read ... for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.

– Rudolf Franz Flesch

Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.

– Jerry Coleman

There should be a detective show called 'Johnny Monkey,' because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that.

– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

– Jerry Coleman

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