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"A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself." »Clifton Paul Fadiman
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"Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is such a perfect piece of casting that it's once a fantasy and a joke The joke is how perfect the fantasy is." »Owen Gleiberman
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"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke." »Will Rogers
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"Housekeeping ain't no joke." »Louisa May Alcott
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"The gods too are fond of a joke." »Aristotle
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"The gods too are fond of a joke" »Aristotle
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"He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke." »Terry Cohen
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"The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." »H. G. Wells
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"If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke." »Hugh Elliott
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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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"Life is God's joke on us. It's our mission to figure out the punchline." »John Guarrine
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"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." »Dame Edna Everage, In a television interview with Joan Rivers
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"Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins." »Henry Ward Beecher
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"A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents." »G. C. Lichtenberg
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"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world." »Sir Walter Besant
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"Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline." »Becky Alunan
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"The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded." »George Orwell
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"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke." »Hermann Hesse
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"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor." »Max Eastman
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"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?" »Dick Clark
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"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law" »Dick Clark
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"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"My life has been one great big joke A dance that's walked A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke When I think about myself." »Maya Angelou
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"Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome." »T.S. Eliot
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"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes the whole universe for a vast practical joke." »Herman Melville
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"A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself." »Jessamyn West
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"Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go 'Whoa Whoa' and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow." »Charles Hendrickson Brower
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