– Casino
– T.R. Threston
– Forrest Gump
– Italian Proverb
– Happy Gilmore
– Alice Childress
– Robert Frost
– Steve Pershing
– Woody Allen
– Leslie Miklosy
– Omar Khayym
– Dave Preston
– Carl Sandburg
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
– Prince Phillip
– John Updike
– H. L. Mencken
– Tom Lehrer
– H.L. Mencken
– Author Unknown, (apocryphal)