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"Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." »Sam Ewig
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"Smile alot Not only will you turn heads, you'll turn hearts" »Andrea Oldham
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"Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass." »Happy Gilmore
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"When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him." »Hindustani Proverb
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"If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week." »Will Rogers
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"When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash." »Tom Zegan
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"Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance." »Oprah Winfrey
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"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." »Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
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"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me. . . . You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." »Walt Disney
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"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." »Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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"Einstein said God doesn't play dice with the universe, but I don't know--maybe not as a whole, but I think he gets a pretty big kick out of messing in peoples' back yards." »Dennis Koenig
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"Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And the people we once envied, turn into coal." »Kevin R. Hutson
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"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Carter My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too." »Rush Hour
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"Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out." »John Wooden
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"Something you need most might be something you turn away from, something you turn away from might be something you regret, and something you regret, in the end, might cost you the one chance you ever had." »Brian Judge
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"Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out." »Art Linkletter
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"Merrill One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered." »Signs
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"I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me. I have accepted fear as a part of life--specifically the fear of change, the fear of the unknown and I have gone ahead despite the pounding in my heart that says turn back, turn back, you'll die if you venture too far." »Erica Jong
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"Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding in the small towns. You sure don't see him very often in the big city. The big-city Grandpa has gone big time. ... He is the life of every party, and out to prove he is just as young as he ever was. A grandchild who makes the mistake of calling him 'Gramps' is lucky if he isn't rewarded by a quick kick in the stomach." »Hal
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"Ricky Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean kick ass pool party thing." »Made
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"you can't live life without consequences. They occur regardless of the decision. A consequence is an outcome, good or bad. You can live life without regrets and thats what makes it worth it. Or you could live with regret and end up hanging yourself but thats still good. You paid for the rope so your feeding someones family. Something to be proud of before you kick the bucket" »George Orwell
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"Run straight ahead, And if anything gets in your way...turn" »Unknown
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"Just turn left at Greenland..." »John Lennon, When asked how the Beatles found America on their first U.S. visit
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"Do not turn back when you are just at the goal." »Publilius Syrus
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"It is only by not trusting that you turn someone into a liar." »Tao Le Ching
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"One good turn deserves another." »Gaius Petronius
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"If you know you are on the right track, if you have this inner knowledge, then nobody can turn you off... Regardless of what they say." »Barbara McClintock
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