| "The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five kings left--the king of England, the king of Spades, The king of Clubs, the king of Hearts, and the king of Diamonds." »King Farouk of Egypt |
| "Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the king of England 'the alleged king of England' to avoid libel suits." »Stephen Leacock |
| "There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his." »Helen Keller |
| "When you strike at a king, you must kill him." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "It is well to be born either a king or a fool." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "This hath not offended the king." »Sir Thomas More |
| "Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes." »Jean de La Fontaine |
| "You are a king by your own fireside, as much as any monarch in his throne." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the king." »Emily Dickinson |
| "He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace." »John Mason Brown |
| "Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally nothing but headaches." »Mohammed Reza Pahlavi |
| "I have become rather like king Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus." »Albert Einstein |
| "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." »Desiderius Erasmus |
| "I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box." »Italian Proverb |
| "The play's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king." »William Shakespeare |
| "He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home." »Johann von Goethe |
| "The first who was king was a fortunate soldier Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire |
| "He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires and fears is more than a king." »John Milton |
| "A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king." »Homer |
| "Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper." »Adelle Davis |
| "It was an attempt to stick the Congress's finger in king Hussein's eye." »George Pratt Shultz |
| "Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks." »Laura Swenson |
| "For life is the mirror of king and slave, 'Tis just what we are and do Then give to the world the best you have, And the best will come back to you." »Madeline Bridges |
| "king Jaffe Joffer So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea." »Coming to America |
| "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum rex est luscus." »Desiderius Erasmus |
| "I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma." »Marlene Dietrich |
| "I think Superman should go on the Larry king show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to." »Dave Barry |
| "If Rosa Parks had not refused to move to the back of the bus, you and I might never have heard of Dr Martin Luther king." »Ramsey Clark |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |