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"Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done as soon as you wish it would." »Ronald Reagan
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"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." »Harry S Truman
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"The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed." »Geoffrey Gorer
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"Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." »Ambrose Bierce
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"A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory an empty gin bottle." »Erma Bombeck
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"Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a loony-goony dance'Cross the kitchen floor,Put something silly in the worldThat ain't been there before." »Shel Silverstein
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"That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being like a kitchen midden layer upon layer of the things daily life is made of. The edifice that lovers build is by comparison delicate and one-dimensional." »Laurie E. Colwin
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