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"I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine every man for himself, and God for us all." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork." »English Proverb
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"Civilization has been thrust upon me... and it has not added one whit to my love for truth, honesty, and generosity." »Luther Standing Bear
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"Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork" »Stanislaw Lec
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"The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife." »Hilary J. Bader, Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #48, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Episode 26, "Rules of Aquisition"
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"Any impatient student of mathematics or science or engineering who is irked by having algebraic symbolism thrust upon him should try to get along without it for a week." »Eric Temple Bell
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"The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood." »Buddha
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"There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is." »Isaac Bashevis Singer
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"I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you want to take everywhere." »Marissa Mayer
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"Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward the watering pot and the pruning knife." »Margaret Fuller
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"The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of the law is making us well again." »Edward Irving Koch
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"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them." »Joseph Heller
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"Be not afraid of greatness some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." »William Shakespeare
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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in which a savage wields his club." »Thomas Huxley
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"Our achievements speak for themselves. What we have to keep track of are our failures, discouragements and doubts. We tend to forget the past difficulties, the many false starts, and the painful groping. We see our past achievements as the end results of a clean forward thrust, and our present difficulties as signs of decline and decay." »Eric Hoffer
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"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them." »Joseph Heller
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"Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause the food was jumpin' in there too--high in fat but nice and salty. You know what the worst deprivation in there was My music. Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blonde Hammer. He was into that jazz-fusion thing at the time. I tell you what, enough Spyro Gyra and you're hoping you'll get killed in a knife fight." »Barbara Hall
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"John Johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a bitch. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or shiv, and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria" »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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