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"Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"jane Austen is the pinnacle to which all other authors aspire." »J. K. Rowling
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"Every silver lining has a touch of grey." »Jerry Garcia
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"Red is grey and yellow white
We decide which is right
and which is an illusion." »Moody Blues, "Tuesday Afternoon"
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"Frank jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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"Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent." »H. P. Lovecraft, The White Ship
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"Just the omission of jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it." »Mark Twain
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"A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.' The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the turtle standing on' 'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the little old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'" »Stephen William Hawking
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"Far better is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." »Theodore Roosevelt, The Man in the Arena
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"Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It's brain waves surfing on synaptic junctions. If your radio can go out because of sun spots, why can't your cerebellum It's all a matter of reception and it seems to me these signals are going to get crossed somehow. It's all logical." »Andrew Schneider
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"All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned--the biggest word of all--look." »Robert
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"Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady." »Wilson Mizner
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"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher
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"The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings." »Dan Cook
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"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." »William Shakespeare
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"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally." »Lillian Day
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"A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman." »American Proverb
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"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman." »Herbert Spencer
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"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." »Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
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"The First lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person --- her husband." »Lady Bird Johnson
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"The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson
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"lady you berefit me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers." »William Shakespeare
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"lady you bereft me of all words,
Only my blood speaks to you in my veins,
And there is such confusion in my powers." »William Shakespeare
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"Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it." »Frank Muir
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"Jive lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side." »Airplane
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"Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty, and self-respect are the qualities which make a real gentleman or lady." »Thomas Huxley
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"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The university's characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who said, I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." »Hanna Holborn Gray
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