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"Time has laid its healing hand upon the wound when we can look back at the the pain we once fainted under, and no bitterness or despair arises in our heart." »Jerome K. Jerome, "Idle thought of an Idle Fellow"
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"Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it." »Fulton J. Sheen
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"He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability to lay them afterwards, but they will be laid with trouble to the architect and danger to the building." »Niccolo Machiavelli
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"Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it." »Fulton John Sheen
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"When thou utterest not a word thou hast laid thy hand upon it; when thou hast uttered it, it hath laid its hand on thee." »Sa?di
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"I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. 'That was fun,' I said. 'You bet it was,' said Nick. 'Let's climb higher.' 'No,' I said. 'I think we should be heading back now.' 'We have time,' Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Al Czervik Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid." »CaddyShack
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"If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion." »George Bernard Shaw
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"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library." »Frank Zappa
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"The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid." »Martin Luther
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"The loftier the building, the deeper must the foundation be laid." »Thomas Kempis
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"The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'menGang aft agley." »Robert Burns
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"They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means -- except by getting off his back." »Leo Tolstoy
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"There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base." »Jerry Coleman
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"Do not look back. And do not dream about the future, either. It will neither give you back the past, nor satisfy your other daydreams. Your duty, your reward- your destiny-are here and now." »Dag Hammarskjold, newpaper quote of the day
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"I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i never tought i would look back on the laughter and cry" »Unknown
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"Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play." »Jerry Coleman
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"Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind." »W. Somerset Maugham
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"Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it." »Albert Smith
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"The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman." »Nancy Astor
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"I used to always think that I'd look back on us crying and laugh, but, I never thought I'd look back on us laughing and cry." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." »Dorothy Parker
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"What is laid down, ordered, factual is never enough to embrace the whole truth: life always spills over the rim of every cup." »Boris Pasternak
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"The weightiest end of the cross of Christ that is laid upon you, lieth upon your strong Savior." »Samual Rutherford
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"If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there." »Unknown
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"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." »Groucho Marx
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." »Julius Henry Marx
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"In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge." »Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
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"The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments." »William H. Borah
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