| "The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were permitted-because everyone would join that party." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right." »H.L. Mencken |
| "If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings." »C. D. Jackson |
| "A leader in the Democratic party is a boss, in the Republican party he is a leader." »Harry S Truman |
| "Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.' Our principle is that the Communist party commands the gun and the gun will never be allowed to command the party." »Mao Zedong |
| "Ricky Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean Kick ass pool party thing." »Made |
| "Ships at a distance have every man's wish on board. For some they come in with the tide. For others they sail forever on the horizon, never out of sight, never landing until the Watcher turns his eyes away in resignation, his dreams mocked to death by Time. That is the life of men." »Zora Neale Hurston |
| "Mike Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know" »Swingers |
| "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hillswe shall never surrender." »Winston Churchill |
| "We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills we shall never surrender." »Winston Churchill |
| "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." »Will Rogers |
| "Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there." »Mickey Friedman |
| "Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican party." »Irving Layton |
| "It is well-known what a middleman is he is a man who bamboozles one party and plunders the other." »Benjamin Disraeli |
| "Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." »Mark Twain |
| "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat" »Will Rogers |
| "The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him." »Jim Samuels |
| "A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle unless there be two." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in his own eyes." »Daniel Defoe |
| "How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheeses" »Charles De Gaulle |
| "To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be rather an arbitrator than a party to the dispute." »Aristotle |
| "The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best." »Will Rogers |
| "A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged he wants to be healed because he has been hurt." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton |
| "Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement.' Not so. No one was fooled." »J Danforth Quayle |
| "If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but I'd try to find some excuse to leave early." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Saying we should keep the two-party political system simply because it is working is like saying the Titanic voyage was a success because a few people survived on life rafts." »Eugene McCarthy |
| "It seems very unfortunate that in order to secure political preference, people are made Vice President who are never intended, neither by party nor by the Lord, to be Presidents." »General Omar Nelson Bradley |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
