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"One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Man is the only animal with the powers of laughter, a privilege which was not bestowed on him for nothing. Let us then laugh while we may, no matter how broad the laugh may be, and despite of what the poet says about ?the loud laugh that speaks the vacant mind.? The mind should occasionally be vacant, as the land should sometimes lie fallow, and for precisely the same reason." »Egerton Smith
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"If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"You may laugh at a friend's roof don't laugh at his sleeping accomodation." »Kenyan Proverb
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"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." »Thomas Szasz
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"If you can't ignore an insult, top it if you can't top it, laugh it off and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved." »J. Russel Lynes
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"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old." »Edward W. Howe
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"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at" »Dan Fielding
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"We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all." »Jean de La Bruyere
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"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." »Max Eastman
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"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old." »Edgar Watson Howe
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"Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than love and laughter. Too many of the young have forgotten how to laugh, and too many of the elders have forgotten how to love. Would not our lives be lightened if only we could all learn to laugh more easily at ourselves and to love one another" »Theodore Hesburgh
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"Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth." »Umberto Eco
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"Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, And when you laugh, laugh like hell, And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough." »William Saroyan
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"When the highest type of men hear Tao,
They diligently practice it.
When the average type of men hear Tao,
They half believe in it.
When the lowest type of men hear Tao,
They laugh heartily at it.
Without the laugh, there is no Tao." »Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
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"laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can." »Elsa Maxwell
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"You can't win at everything, but you can laugh at everything." »Robert Killinger
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"We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh." »Agnes Repplier
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"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them." »Niels Henrik David Bohr
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"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it." »Erma Bombeck
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"If you can laugh together, you can work together." »Robert Orben
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"When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are." »Author Unknown
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"Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything." »Arnold Glasgow
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"If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there." »Martin Luther
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself." »Ethel Barrymoore
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"To laugh is to live profoundly." »Milan Kundera, The Book Of Laughter and Forgetting
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"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." »Lord Byron
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