| "One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Nagging questions remain Where is the line between making the most of one's potential and reaching for the unattainable Where is the line between education as a tool and education as a kind of magic The line is blurred and that is why when education fails, disillusionment is so bitter." »Henry Anatole Grunwald |
| "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." »Oscar Levant |
| "There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts." »Christine Lavin |
| "If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "You may laugh at a friend's roof don't laugh at his sleeping accomodation." »Kenyan Proverb |
| "If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old." »Edward W. Howe |
| "When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." »Thomas Szasz |
| "It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous." »Andy Warhol |
| "Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." »Max Eastman |
| "If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old." »Edgar Watson Howe |
| "Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at" »Dan Fielding |
| "If you can't ignore an insult, top it if you can't top it, laugh it off and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved." »J. Russel Lynes |
| "I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than love and laughter. Too many of the young have forgotten how to laugh, and too many of the elders have forgotten how to love. Would not our lives be lightened if only we could all learn to laugh more easily at ourselves and to love one another" »Theodore Hesburgh |
| "Have you ever been at sea in a dense fog, when it seemed as if a tangible white darkness shut you in and the great ship, tense and anxious, groped her way toward the shore with plummet and sounding-line, and you waited with beating heart for something to happen I was like that ship before my education began, only I was without compass or sounding line, and no way of knowing how near the harbor was. 'Light Give me light' was the wordless cry of my soul, and the light of love shone on me in that very hour." »Helen Keller |
| "When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth." »Umberto Eco |
| "Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, And when you laugh, laugh like hell, And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough." »William Saroyan |
| "Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." »Elvis Presley |
| "And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere." »G. K. Chesterton |
| "Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line." »Warren Bennis |
| "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." »Steven Wright |
| "Morality, like art, means a drawing a line someplace." »Oscar Wilde |
| "The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play." »Arnold J. Toynbee |
| "Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority." »William Arthur Ward |
| "I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good." »Seneca |
| "Never let a beautiful woman pick your path for you when there is a man in her line of sight." »Terry Goodkind |
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