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"One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." »Arthur Godfrey
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"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." »Will Rogers
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"You may laugh at a friend's roof don't laugh at his sleeping accomodation." »Kenyan Proverb
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"If you can't ignore an insult, top it if you can't top it, laugh it off and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved." »J. Russel Lynes
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"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." »Thomas Szasz
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"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old." »Edward W. Howe
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"If you know you are on the right track, if you have this inner knowledge, then nobody can turn you off... Regardless of what they say." »Barbara McClintock
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"If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile." »Lynda Barry
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"The man we call a specialist today was formerly called a man with a one-track mind." »Endre Balogh
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"We all need to have a creative outlet - a window, a space - so we don't lose track of ourselves." »Norman Fischer
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"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." »Max Eastman
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"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old." »Edgar Watson Howe
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"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at" »Dan Fielding
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"The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth." »George Eliot
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"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than love and laughter. Too many of the young have forgotten how to laugh, and too many of the elders have forgotten how to love. Would not our lives be lightened if only we could all learn to laugh more easily at ourselves and to love one another" »Theodore Hesburgh
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"Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth." »Umberto Eco
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"Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, And when you laugh, laugh like hell, And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough." »William Saroyan
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"*Every man's life is a train made of straw which tries to move on a track made of fire! The very next stop is ashes and dust." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play." »Jerry Coleman
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"Governments have metrics to monitor your money: they use metrics such as Gross National Products (GNP) and consumer confidence to monitor and track economic health. Do they use a metric to measure the citizensÂ’ social and psychological well-being?!" »Med Yones
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"There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"You can't win at everything, but you can laugh at everything." »Robert Killinger
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"laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can." »Elsa Maxwell
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"We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh." »Agnes Repplier
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"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them." »Niels Henrik David Bohr
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