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"Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, -- which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket." »Mark Twain
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"After enlightenment, the laundry." »Josh Billings
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"Take life one basket at a time." »Jackie Wilson
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"Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions." »Leon Botstein
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"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life" »Child Age 15
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"An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt." »Fred Allen
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"It is the part of a wise man to keep himself to-day for to-morrow, and not to venture all his eggs in one basket." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day in a laundry, for instance, still in possession of your mind. But this teaching utterly obliterates you. It cuts right into your being essentially, it takes over your spirit. It drags it out from where it would hide." »Sylvia Ashton-Warner
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"No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day in a laundry, for instance, still in possession of your mind. But this teaching utterly obliterates you. It cuts right into your being: essentially, it takes over your spirit. It drags it out from where it would hide." »Sylvia Ashton-Warner, Spinster
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"As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak she gave me a younger brother named Russel, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest." »Bill Cosby
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