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"I think a new, different kind of bowling should be 'carpet bowling.' It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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""I use to put ant poison on my front lawn but I actually found that putting sugar on my neighbor's lawn works just as well."" »Tom Zegan
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""My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn."" »Tom Zegan
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"Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." »Alan Bleasdale
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"Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." »Martin Mull
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"I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy." »Ian Pattison, Rab C. Nesbitt, television series
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"The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. ... The new president and his first lady." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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