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""I use to put ant poison on my front lawn but I actually found that putting sugar on my neighbor's lawn works just as well."" »Tom Zegan
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"The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were permitted-because everyone would join that party." »Ronald Reagan
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"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right." »H.L. Mencken
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"If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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""My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn."" »Tom Zegan
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"Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.' Our principle is that the Communist party commands the gun and the gun will never be allowed to command the party." »Mao Zedong
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"The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. ... The new president and his first lady." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"A leader in the Democratic party is a boss, in the Republican party he is a leader." »Harry S Truman
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"Ricky Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean Kick ass pool party thing." »Made
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"Mike Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know" »Swingers
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"The revolution is not a tea party." »Mao Tse-tung
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"It is well-known what a middleman is he is a man who bamboozles one party and plunders the other." »Benjamin Disraeli
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"Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from party Mix?" »Elayne Boosler
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"This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to the aid of their party, but to come to the aid of their country." »Eugene McCarthy
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"Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican party." »Irving Layton
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"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." »Will Rogers
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"Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there." »Mickey Friedman
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"I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party." »Dennis Miller, MCing the 1991 Emmies
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"The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him." »Jim Samuels
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"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat" »Will Rogers
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"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." »Mark Twain
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"When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese." »Charles de Gaulle
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"Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in his own eyes." »Daniel Defoe
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"How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheeses" »Charles De Gaulle
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"A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle unless there be two." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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"The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party when the masks are dropped." »Arthur Schopenhauer
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"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best." »Will Rogers
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"To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be rather an arbitrator than a party to the dispute." »Aristotle
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"Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought." »Dwight D. Morrow
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