| "When you're a lawyer, you expect your client to lie to you, but not when he is the president." »Dick Houser |
| "If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." »Joe Martin |
| "Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot." »George Herbert |
| "A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." »Robert Frost |
| "I am a trial lawyer. ... Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit." »Mario M Cuomo |
| "A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table." »Jean Kerr |
| "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own stable And the devil smiled, for it put him in mind Of Cain and his brother, Abel." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| "Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off." »Bill Veeck |
| "The great lawyer who employs his talent and his learning in the highly emunerative task of enabling a very wealthy client to override or circumvent the law is doing all that in him lies to encourage the growth in the country of a spirit of dumb anger against all laws and of disbelief in their efficacy." »Theodore Roosevelt |
| "A lawyer starts life giving 500 worth of law for 5 and ends giving 5 worth for 500." »Benjamin H. Brewster |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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