| "We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age." »Charles Caleb Colton |
| "Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." »Helen Rowland |
| "figures won't lie, but liars can figure." »Beth Knight |
| "I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me." »Toni Morrison |
| "He would come in and say he changed his mind -- which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn't have any." »Mark Twain |
| "Inflation is like a woman's waistline the figure(s) is(are) always more than what is potrayed...." »Siddharth Astir |
| "Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not." »Virgil Garnett Thomson |
| "Life is God's joke on us. It's our mission to figure out the punchline." »John Guarrine |
| "Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up." »James Magary |
| "My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right" »Charles Monroe Schultz |
| "As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." »Woody Allen |
| "Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it." »Michael Jordon |
| "Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also enjoy it. The children very quickly figure it out and then practice deception themselves." »Elias Canetti |
| "Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last to lay the old aside." »Alexander Pope |
| "Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body. For that man whom your outward form reveals is not yourself the spirit is the true self, not that physical figure which and be pointed out by your finger." »Cicero |
| "Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size." »Virginia Woolf |
| "For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros." »Ethel Barrymore |
| "lay on, Macduff, And damn'd be him that first cries, Hold, enough" »William Shakespeare |
| "If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and across the ceiling." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself that my future lay in my own hands." »Darius Ogden Mills |
| "We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether they was made or just happened." »Mark Twain |
| "There is a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to lay us out flat some time or other." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him." »Sidney Greenberg |
| "The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and in exactly the right places." »Samuel Butler |
| "A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her." »David McClure Brinkley |
| "Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth" »Henry David Thoreau |
| "One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams." »E. V. Lucas |
| "A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him." »David Brink |
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