| "Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once." »Frank A. Clark |
| "Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." »Fletcher Knebel |
| "Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it." »Jane Wagner |
| "A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.' The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the turtle standing on' 'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the little old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'" »Stephen William Hawking |
| "Education is the leading of human souls to what is best, and making what is best out of them." »John Ruskin |
| "Flexibility is one of the main roads leading to happiness." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates." »Dave Barry |
| "Love is the strongest force the world possesses, and yet it is the Greatness of a road leading towards the unknown." »Charles De Gaulle |
| "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
| "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." »William Shakespeare |
| "To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady." »Wilson Mizner |
| "The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings." »Dan Cook |
| "The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband." »Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson |
| "lady you berefit me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers." »William Shakespeare |
| "Young leading cadres have risen up by helicopter. They should really rise step by step." »Deng Xiaoping |
| "An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind straight to the pit. The ruler is like the ruled." »Saint Jerome |
| "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Jive lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side." »Airplane |
| "The university's characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who said, I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." »Hanna Holborn Gray |
| "You may search my time-worn face, You'll find a merry eye that twinkles I am NOT an old lady Just a little girl with wrinkles." »Edythe E. Bregnard |
| "But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way." »Jane Austen |
| "leading the Jewish people is not easy-we are a divided, obstinate, highly individualistic people who have cultivated faith, sharp-wittedness and polemics to a very high level." »Shimon Peres |
| "I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquillity which religion is powerless to bestow." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. ... The new president and his first lady." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" »Jake Johanson |
| "I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye pokings to fellow Vikings and lady Vikings." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The Yale president must be a Yale man. Not too far to the right, too far to the left or a middle-of-the-roader. Ready to give the ultimate word on every subject under the sun from how to handle the Russians to why undergraduates riot in the spring. Profound with a wit that bubbles up and brims over in a cascade of brilliance. You may have guessed who the leading candidate is, but there is a question about him Is God a Yale man" »Wilmarth S. Lewis |
| "Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man." »Dazed and Confused |
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