| "All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'" »Mickey Lolich |
| "Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers." »Anonymous |
| "A best friend it like a four leaf clover - Hard to find, and lucky to have." »Unknown |
| "With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf." »Rabindranath Tagore |
| "A lonely Autumn leaf on the road by sticking to another one becomes more resistant to harsh winds. Unity is the midwife of security!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered." »Unknown |
| "A lean agreement is better than a fat lawsuit." »German proverb |
| "Tommy fat guy in a little coat." »Tommy Boy |
| "The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings." »Dan Cook |
| "A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts." »Saint Jerome |
| "Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "Have you ever seen an inchworm crawl up a leaf or a twig, and then, clinging to the very end, revolve in the air, feeling for something, to reach something That's like me. I am trying to find something out there beyond the place on which I have footing." »Albert P. Ryder |
| "Error reading fat record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)" »Anonymous |
| "Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting." »Jerry Coleman |
| "A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "Frank Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad |
| "At a certain age some people's minds close up they live on their intellectual fat." »Blessing Irish |
| "Anger as soon as fed is dead- 'Tis starving makes it fat." »Emily Dickinson |
| "This is the flag of the future, but it does not dishonor the past. (On his country's new Maple leaf flag)" »Lester Bowles Pearson |
| "The day I see a leaf is a marvel of a day." »Kenneth Patton |
| "When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye in vain is seekingSome green leaf to rest uponWhat would not I give to wanderWhere my old companions dwellAbsence makes the heart grow fonder,Isle of Beauty, fare thee well" »John Milton |
| "What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists" »Woody Allen |
| " Walking does good to the fat and giving alms does good to the sinners; these both make one feel lighter!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass." »Happy Gilmore |
| "Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures." »Henry Anatole Grunwald |
| "Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then I moved up to washing lettuces. Now, I'm working the fat fryer. Pretty soon I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in." »Coming to America |
| "Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look He thinks too much such men are dangerous." »William Shakespeare |
| "Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause the food was jumpin' in there too--high in fat but nice and salty. You know what the worst deprivation in there was My music. Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blonde Hammer. He was into that jazz-fusion thing at the time. I tell you what, enough Spyro Gyra and you're hoping you'll get killed in a knife fight." »Barbara Hall |
| "Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man." »Dazed and Confused |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
[