| "Show a leg or shake a leg." »Unknown |
| "A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." »Jack London |
| "A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way." »John Tudor |
| "Critics I love every bone in their heads." »Eugene O'Neill |
| "It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar." »Jerry Coleman |
| "You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg." »Hugh Elliott |
| "When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a bone." »Proverbs 2515 Bible |
| "Lloyd When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her." »Dumb & Dumber |
| "The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it." »Elaine Agather |
| "A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever." »Jessamyn West |
| "Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it" »Tommy Boy |
| "...it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "The first and most important thing of all, at least for writers today, is to strip language clean, to lay it bare down to the bone." »Ernest Hemingway |
| "Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot." »Mitchell Burgess |
| "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." »Bjarne Stroustrup |
| "If you're an archaeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here" »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
| "The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood." »John Burroughs |
| "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." »Henny Youngman |
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