| "Show a leg or shake a leg." »Unknown |
| "A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way." »John Tudor |
| "It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar." »Jerry Coleman |
| "You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg." »Hugh Elliott |
| "When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "...it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot." »Mitchell Burgess |
| "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." »Bjarne Stroustrup |
| "When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." »Henny Youngman |
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