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"If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter." »Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (regarding popcorn)
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"Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter." »Lavina Christensen Fugal
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"If you have a lemon, make lemonade." »Howard Gossage
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"For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Never fall out with your bread and butter." »English Proverb
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"I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking." »Katherine Cebrian
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"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." »Charles M. Schulz
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"I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine every man for himself, and God for us all." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in wine." »Polish Proverb
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"Know'st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in the deep thicket's gloom, Where a wind ever soft from the blue heaven blows, And the groves are of laurel and myrtle and rose" »Johann von Goethe
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it" »Steven Wright
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" »Steven Wright
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"Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese garlic makes it good." »Alice May Brock
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"Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good." »Alice May Brock
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"Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffered Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night-she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-Is this all" »Betty Naomi Friedan
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"The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing if all of those brown bags contained 'nutritionally adequate diets.' But I do know that those brown bags and those lunch pails symbolized parental love and responsibility." »Charles Mathias, Jr.
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