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"If you have a lemon, make lemonade." »Howard Gossage
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"For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" »Bertolt Brecht
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"Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese." »Billie Burke
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone" »Bertolt Brecht
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"Know'st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in the deep thicket's gloom, Where a wind ever soft from the blue heaven blows, And the groves are of laurel and myrtle and rose" »Johann von Goethe
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"cheese - milk's leap toward immortality." »Clifton Fadiman
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"How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?" »Charles De Gaulle
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"How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese" »Charles De Gaulle
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"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese" »Charles De Gaulle
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"cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good." »Cuban Proverb
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"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?" »Charles De Gaulle, in "Les Mots du General", 1962
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"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." »G.K. Chesterton
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"Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults" »Mitch Hedburg
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"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." »G. K. Chesterton
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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." »Unknown
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"A poet's hope to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere." »W. H. Auden
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"How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese." »Charles de Gaulle
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"Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese 'gems' from burglars." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good." »Alice May Brock
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"Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese garlic makes it good." »Alice May Brock
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"Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired" »There's Something About Mary
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"Cleo McDowell Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds." »Coming to America
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