| "The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were permitted-because everyone would join that party." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Whenever I hear people talking about 'liberal ideas,' I am always astounded that men should love to fool themselves with empty sounds. An idea should never be liberal it must be vigorous, positive, and without loose ends so that it may fulfill its divine mission and be productive. The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions." »Johann von Goethe |
| "Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right." »H.L. Mencken |
| "If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching." »A Bartlett Giamatti |
| "A leader in the Democratic party is a boss, in the Republican party he is a leader." »Harry S Truman |
| "Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.' Our principle is that the Communist party commands the gun and the gun will never be allowed to command the party." »Mao Zedong |
| "Ricky Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean Kick ass pool party thing." »Made |
| "Mike Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know" »Swingers |
| "A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel." »Robert Frost |
| "A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment." »Willis Player |
| "I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money." »Will Rogers |
| "To say the least, a town life makes one more tolerant and liberal in one's judgement of others." »Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
| "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." »Robert Anton Wilson |
| "What is desperately needed ... is the skepticism and the sense of history that a liberal arts education provides." »Felix G. Rohatyn |
| "The basic purpose of a liberal arts education is to liberate the human being to exercise his or her potential to the fullest." »Barbara M. White |
| "The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover." »Al Franken |
| "A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day, a more tranquil night, and a bright, infinite future." »Leonard Bernstein |
| "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." »Will Rogers |
| "Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican party." »Irving Layton |
| "Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there." »Mickey Friedman |
| "The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools, but the gentle touches of air and water working at their leisure with a liberal allowance of time." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." »Mark Twain |
| "It is well-known what a middleman is he is a man who bamboozles one party and plunders the other." »Benjamin Disraeli |
| "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat" »Will Rogers |
| "Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative." »Kurt Vonnegut |
| "The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all." »Alan Simpson |
| "A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle unless there be two." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him." »Jim Samuels |
| "As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality." »George Washington |
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