| "The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn't any mind He stumbles through existence with his head-light on behind. - from The lightning-bug" »Eugene F. Ware |
| "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." »Mark Twain |
| "Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug." »Jon Lithgow |
| "Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature." »Rich Kulawiec |
| "The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right." »Mark Twain |
| "Get a good night's sleep and don't bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election campaign manager Clark MacGregor)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "It's easy to cry 'bug' when the truth is that you've got a complex system and sometimes it takes a while to get all the components to co-exist peacefully." »Doug Vargas |
| "I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone." »Hodding Carter |
| "The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time." »Willie Tyler |
| "Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield." »Price Cobb |
| "'Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies runs with one, walks gravely with another turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame it wounds one, another it kills like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged but in the morning for there is no force able to resist it." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Don Corleone I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall Michael - if he is to be shot in the head by a police officer, or be found hung dead in a jail cell... or if he should be struck by a bolt of lightning - then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room and then I do not forgive. But with said, I pledge - on the souls of my grandchildren - that I will not be the one to break the peace that we have made today." »Godfather, The |
| "You think Nature is some Disney movie Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn't getting hit with lightning today, it's an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you're ending up on the wrong end of the food chain." »Jeff Melvoin |
| "The whole history of the progress of human liberty shows that all concessions yet made to her august claims have been born of earnest struggle. . . .If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters." »Frederick Douglas |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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