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"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker." »Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"
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"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." »Roald Dahl
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"Conversation has a kind of charm about it, an insuating and insidious something that elicits secrets from us just like love or liquor." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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"Whoso associates with the wicked will be accused of following their ways, though their principles may have made no impression upon him; just as if a person were in the habit of frequenting a tavern, he would not be supposed to go there for prayer, but to drink intoxicating liquor." »Sa?di
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"We can never tell what is in store for us." »Harry S Truman
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"I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters." »Steven Wright
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"No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king" »Eliza Mother Stewart
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"California, the department store state." »Raymond Chandler
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"A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on." »Kin Hubbard
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"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." »Alec Bourne
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"Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to make unnecessary purchases." »American Heart Association Cookbook
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"Optimists are childish; they even believe they can find an ice cream store in the hell!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a great store of gold." »Ecclesiasticus
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"Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple Black
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"Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk." »Andrew Schneider
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"Many a man that couldn't direct you to the drug store on the corner when he was 3 will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind." »Finley Peter Dunne
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple
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"Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends." »Cindy Lew
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"Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things." »Pierce Harris
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"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space." »Douglas Adams
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"The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes." »Dave Barry
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"Better stop short than fill to the brim. Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt. Amass a store of gold and jade, and no one can protect it. Claim wealth and titles, and disaster will follow. Retire when the work is done. This is the way of heaven." »Tao Te Ching
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"Providence has nothing good or high in store for one who does not resolutely aim at something high or good. A purpose is the eternal condition of success." »T. T. Munger
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"The experience to be gathered from books, Though often valuable, is but of the nature of learning Whereas the experience gained from actual life, Is of the nature of wisdom And a small store of the latter Is worth vastly more than a stock of the former." »Samuel Smiles
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"He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried." »Numbers 63 Bible Hebrew
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"Society is a more level surface than we imagine. Wise men or absolute fools are hard to be met with, as there are few giants or dwarfs. The heaviest charge we can bring against the general texture of society is that it is commonplace. Our fancied superiority to others is in some one thing which we think most of because we excel in it, or have paid most attention to it; whilst we overlook their superiority to us in something else which they set equal and exclusive store by." »Hazlitt
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