| "If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." »Roald Dahl |
| "Conversation has a kind of charm about it, an insuating and insidious something that elicits secrets from us just like love or liquor." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca |
| "I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters." »Steven Wright |
| "It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." »Alec Bourne |
| "Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a great store of gold." »Ecclesiasticus |
| "Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king" »Eliza Mother Stewart |
| "Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk." »Andrew Schneider |
| "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." »Shirley Temple |
| "Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends." »Cindy Lew |
| "Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things." »Pierce Harris |
| "Many a man that couldn't direct you to the drug store on the corner when he was 3 will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind." »Finley Peter Dunne |
| "The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes." »Dave Barry |
| "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space." »Douglas Adams |
| "The experience to be gathered from books, Though often valuable, is but of the nature of learning Whereas the experience gained from actual life, Is of the nature of wisdom And a small store of the latter Is worth vastly more than a stock of the former." »Samuel Smiles |
| "He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried." »Numbers 63 Bible Hebrew |
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