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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" »Abraham Lincoln
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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one" »Abraham Lincoln
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"I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different." »Tony Bennet
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"If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them." »Sue Grafton
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"Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die and do not outlive yourself." »George Bernard Shaw
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"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out." »Steven Wright
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"Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, 'Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know.' He stared telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought 'This story isn't too long.' But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, 'Uh-oh, this story is getting long.' But then the story was over, and I said to myself 'You know, that story wasn't too long after all.' I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals are, then I'll keep wearing this uniform." »Barbara Adams
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"Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn't changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I'm just wearing better shoes." »Oprah Winfrey
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"When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the head to breathe." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US exports, as quoted in Time)" »Phil Gramm
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"Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"I'm just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is wearing out is something I call 'image fuzz-out.' But I've never even seen a radarscope, so I wouldn't totally go by what I've just said here." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Always seek for balance in your life: If you stayed long in the darkness, walk long in the light; if you talked too much, stay silent for a good while; if you climbed the high mountains, hike long on the plains! Balance everything!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib." »Woody Allen, Without Feathers
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"If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was so encumbered by his armor that he could not rise if he fell, you may well ask yourself, first, if it is reasonable to assume that professional soldiers would go on wearing armor that kept them from fighting and second, if this theory is in line with what you know of the heavily armored men of your personal acquaintance." »Niccola Sebastiani
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"So long as we love we serve so long as we are loved by others, I would almost say that we are indespensable and no man is useless while he has a friend." »Robert Louis Stephenson
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"Times of luxury do not last long, but pass away very quickly nothing in this world can be long enjoyed." »Buddha
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"There are two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be understood and those who long to be misunderstood. It is the irony of life that neither is gratified." »Carl Van Vechten
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"Even a blockhead may respect inspire, So long as he is suitably attired; A fool may gain esteem among the wise, So long as he has sense to hold his tongue." »The Hitopadesa
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"All we have of freedom -- all we use or know -- This our fathers bought for us, long and long ago." »Rudyard Kipling
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"All we have of freedom -- all we use or know --
This our fathers bought for us, long and long ago." »Kipling
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"Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while to make it short." »Henry David Thoreau
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"Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers." »Leo C. Rosten
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"Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it." »Gloria Swanson
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"You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap or the soreness or all the aches and pains, and continue to play for a long, long time." »Gordie Howe
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"Let me tell you I am better acquainted with you for a long absence, as men are with themselves for a long affliction absence does but hold off a friend, to make one see him the truer." »Alexander Pope
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"Master Seneca says that ‘No one can wear a mask for very long.’ This is true; but someone can wear different masks for very long!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"We can drink soup with a fork, it will only take long time! As long as we are patient, we can drink it even with a tiny pin!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools talking, chewing gum, making noise, running in the halls, getting out of turn in line, wearing improper clothes, not putting paper in wastebaskets. A 1980s survey lists these top seven drug abuse, alcohol abuse, pregnancy, suicide, rape, robbery, assault. (Arson, gang warfare and venereal disease are also-rans.)" »George Will
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